Flitter page - originally spread among several pages worth and somewhat all over the place... These are now where the flitters reside. A lot of them were birthday gifts from the 2000s. Technically speaking the group of flamingos are... dragons, not flits. They however behave more like flits than dragons.

The first flamingo to show up was delivered (on page 3) ... And that was no fake plastic or even stuffed toy. It was a live flamingodragon. Now this thing typically stood at the end of the driveway, or up by the house, or on one of the taller garden posts. It was still bigger than the ones that followed, that's for sure, though still not as big as any of the full sized ones residing with me. About able to stand and look me in the eye, though if it had all four of its feet on the ground it went a little lower even with its head all the way up. Y'know, come to think of it, I don't think I ever put a name to this pink beast. "Postal" I think. Yeah. I also am not super sure whether it is male or female or both but it's definitely had offspring. So, Postal, as long as you keep decorating my lawn, I'll keep putting shrimp in the pond for you.

*** (Between 'page 3' and 'page 4' of Dragon story ***

Of course I had an internet connection. That was something that was absolutely essential for me. Even after being out and about in the Nexus, one couldn't have enough time on the 'net. Emails and games, downloading music and porn... okay, more music than porn... Buying, not downloading... whatEVER!

I had noticed that the pink flamingodragon on my lawn had bred. Seriously. What was up with that? It was plastic or something... With a heartbeat apparently. And where had it found a partner? Was it one of Whiplash's offspring that did the deed? Was it male or female? I wasn't really sure!

Whatever it was, there were all these little - noisy - tiny flitter-things on my lawn. Whenever anyone would pass by they'd freeze still, not make a peep. But the moment a passer by was out of eyeshot or looking away, I noticed as I gazed out my 2nd story work room's window, they would scamper around and find new poses to freeze in. It was sheer comedy.

*** (this is straight from the nexus forum for the four flamingos by Ty) ***

Recently, my dear Geezer, you said (and I quote)

"I'm the one with the walker and cane and flamingodragons on my front yard yelling 'GET OFF MY LAWN!'"

And having never seen flamingo-dragons, I set out to find some. No luck.

So I went over and saw that new mad scientist that Bekirol's employing, but she wouldn't have anything to do with it because they weren't Eeeeeeeeevil. (ok, So it was a little less Austin Powers/Dr. Evil-ish when she said it.)

So I went and talked to one of the dragonriding-geneticists around Ryslen, and she was happy to help, provided she got a lab out of the deal... She said that flaming-gryphons would've been easier, but I think that's been done.

So here they are, hot off the presses...err... out of the incubator: Flamingodragons.

They stand five feet tall, from the ground to the tops of their heads (when fully upright). These four are totally unrelated, but they do have some shared genetics with Lian Minis (see the wing-sheen?) and have the quirk (owing to Truth & Death's insubstantial nature, I'm sure) that there is no ill-effect from inbreeding. Ever.
They'll probably -always- be pastel colored. They can bond, but don't have to. They prefer to hang out in groups, and if there aren't other flamingodragons handy, they'll hang with whatever's suitably pink.

I do hope you like them. ((I do like them, thank you so much :D ))

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At the moment I think that's actually it for the flitters, but the implied breeding between Whiplash and Nightwish plus the ... obvious virility or fertility of the flamingoes... There's a boatload of these guys at the house. So whoever shows up next, they'll be here.