RETIRED INSTRUCTORS Though Carramba High does have a temporal bubble allowing most of its staff to remain effectively immortal (starting in the late 60s with some messy experimentation done that created the Admin Torus among other features on the campus) some folks either decide to retire and break their tenured longevity, or are temporary employees that are tapped to instruct specific needs for a certain period and then move on to their own work. These are some of them! Some are very long-term Carramba teachers, here since the start of the 'modern' era of the school, but others are those brought from the Nexus, crossing dimensional doorways. Most linked info does not work any longer, but the links remain for posterity and possible revivification. All of the classes listed are now taught by others shown in the main employee roster. |
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Patty Kelley - Human tattoo artist from Earth. Tattoo Art Instruction 6, 7, 8. Patty's studio is located at Avalon Tattoo in Sunny San Diego! Retired 2022, Ink is now in charge! |
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Akane Takahara - sister of Kimiko, a cheetah-shapeshifter (related to the Sangers) from Japan. Expert linguist and computer engineer. Electronics for the Future 3, 4; Website Creation 1, 2, 5, 6. The Takahara sisters are not really part of our dimension any longer, nor part of the Sanger family, even though they could likely pass. |
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Kimiko Takahara-Mason - shapeshifting cheetah from Japan, genetic engineer. Biology 1, 2; Genetic Engineering 6, 7, 8. Often found asking for "donations" of either blood or... other stuff. Something about their ancestry just didn't sit right (with me, since they're part of a group designed by a former game / coworker) and they sort of vanished because of that. |
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Hero Healer - from Paragon City's Protector shard, happily here to instruct Fashion Identities 3; Snappy Comebacks 5; Martial Arts For The Fashion Conscious 8. Haven't seen her in a while, hope she's okay. (not my character, but a friend from the earliest days of CoH) |
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Armorshot - Though only a few close friends know this hero's background and name, they're enough to get through the background check. Truly gung-ho in his tactics and wildly fashionable, he's taking time out from his busy Paragon City schedule to teach Fashion Identities 1; Modeling 3, 7; Pyrotechnical Combat Strategies 4, 5, 6. Haven't seen him in a while, hope he's okay. (not my character, a very close friend from CoH but lost touch ...) |
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Helen Graves - Human, been with Carramba since '58. Girls Physical Education 2, 3, 4, 6, 7; Political Science 1, 8. ** Holy FUCK she's ancient, time to retire, ms graves. |
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Irving Pox - Human, about ready to retire. Anthropology 1, 4, 7; Radio Communication 2; CCTV video 3, 5, Production ?. Retired at some point but we can still hear him grumbling in the distance... |
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**El'Bis - Little is known about this alien from Hydra, but he's got a hunka-hunka burnin set of tentacles and sideburns to die for. Living Mythology 3, 6; Superheroing for Profit 4, 5, 7; Underwater Basketweaving 8. **Notably, all of El'Bis's classes have been reassigned since he went missing in 2002, but we are still holding out hope that someone will find him and bring him home to Carramba once more. Therefore he will not be put into the Retired page. Underwater Basketweaving is held without an instructor, yet it still seems to be quite full most of the time. |
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Tim the Enchanter - not that he wasn't busy enough burning things to a crisp in another dimension's silly past, OR having a tremendous time adjusting to Paragon City and fighting crime there, Tim has brought his extensive knowledge of fire magic to Carramba and is instructing Advanced Fire Magic periods 5, 8; as well as offering adult classes 'on the hotness of certain forms'. Haven't seen him in a while, hope he's okay (friend from Paragon post-sunset CoH who has had some true shit happen in his life, I do really hope he's okay) |
Thomas Schilz - From Earth, enjoying a break from the typical kids at his old High School. Teaching Earth Geography 5, 6, 7 Haven't seen him in ages since my store closed, real life person unlikely to still be alive at this point... |
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Aleira - The sweet earth goddess from who knows where, close friend of Leana. Patience is a virtue for Aleira, but if you cross the line.. you're in for it. Teaches Practical Potion Making periods 2, 7; Divinity 101 4, 5. | |
Leana - A warrior-come-moon-goddess from who knows where. She only looks sweet and innocent! Teaches Offensive Magic periods 4 and 5. | |
Lesarakel A'vredon - She's much like her brother in manners and 'trivial' use of magic, but has a tendency to present a colder front to the world. She'll warm up quick to people that aren't scared of her and have a passion for learning. Teaches Selecting Wands and Foci for Magical Use 1, 7; Basic Ice Magic 3, 6. | |
Tirvaltoraiel A'vredon - Proud, vain, and often using his magic for 'trivial' things such as keeping his clothing and hair in order, Tirval is still a friendly young man who loves animals and has a patient streak a mile wide. Teaching Magical Animal Healing 1, 7; Basic Fire Magic 4, 8; and Evolutionary Manipulation Via Magic 2, 3. | |
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Cy - Walking the fine line between sanity and insanity, Cy is a money loving party girl with the strange ability to temporarily mutate and morph the atomic make up of almost anything. Teaches Transmogrification periods 2 and 4. Haven't seen her in a while, hasn't come back to the Nexus |
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Cezaris Hantaese - Dance instructor and hottie, also a dragon rider hailing from another Nexus-based area. Currently here with a group between permanent homes. Instructing Ballroom Dancing periods 7, 8. Not my character, hasn't come back to the Nexus |
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Becky Hicks - human from Earth well used to the stresses of teaching. Gladly offering her students any help she can give, and an award winner almost every semester. Teaching Ancient Scrolls 2, 6; Olde Engylshe Studies 5; Celtic Studies 1, 3. Also note that she is part of the Alabaster Security Team. Busy with her comic Little Vampires! |
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Kamikaze - A very strange and unstable Katri, past used to work as a time-traveling bounty hunter of sorts. Is very wise to the whole time-travel deal and coinciding machinery, but still tends to break it. . Teaches Time Travel: Machinery and Mapping periods 1, 4 and 7. Haven't seen her in a while, hope she's okay, left the dragon group ages ago and won't likely be back |
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M*jora and dragon Dhumdhuanath - M*jora, once an angsty recluse, is now Cy Dragonstake's most avid flight-goer, along with his dragon, Dhumdhuanath. Teaches Dragon Flight Formation Training periods 1 and 6, and Dragonry Prep periods 3, 4. |
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Tom Mullen - A simple army-man turned special-ops turned captain turned rogue turned incompetent but loveable father! Mullen has seen a lot of things in life, but being responsible for civillian youths is probably one of the most horrifying he'll ever have to deal with... Sounds like another adventure! Teaches Analyzing Military Tactics Through the Use of Video Simulation Modules 1, 8. Got busy with those kids of his, and though he's sort of around in the Nexus he's got his own work to do |
Lenoth Redwynd - She's a babe. She'll also sweet talk the shirt off your back if you let her get too close. Unless she's in a vindinctive mood. In which case avoid her. Ki'sharra, her wolf companion, is just the right height for getting certain... things... from guys. Teaches Economic Structure and Reassignment Via Physical Means periods 1, 5. | |
Emger Ronan - Serious, strict and practical, Emger has been around and knows just about everything, at least on Rerir. He is a fast learner and a good teacher, at least if the pupils are open to learn. Teaching Animagus Techniques and Magic Based Shapeshifting 3 and 8. | |
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Rugan - She's the brooding, burly, foul-tempered black smith we all know and love. Dragonrider/Sponsor. Teaching Advanced Pain Compliance Tech (the practical part)(with... Tenken...) 1, 2, 3 and 8. |
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Savaren - Like Sa'yest, he's changed his evil-doing ways and become a 'reformed' drasis. His lessons will likely be shadowed by his bond, Reanne, who seems incapable of leaving her lifemate's side. Savaren is Sa'yest's mate. Instructing Demonic Re-orientation 6,7. |
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Sa'yest - Former heir to the Bloodclaw clan, now apparently a perma-candidate. She'll stand... someday. In the meantime, she hasn't lost her ability to eliminate her enemies without a trace. She's also Savaren's mate. Teaching Deselection Procedure and Assignment Procurement 1, 6. |
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Sholeh - Because she wouldn't pick the "good" or "bad" side of necromancy wholly, she was shunned and has been planet-hopping ever since. Reclusive but not really shy. No one knows which side she does favor, if she favors one at all. Teaching Necromantic Manipulations periods 6, 7. |
SilverLight - bio tbd. Teaching Mental Healing in the Magic Studies building periods 3 and 5. (Never even knew who this was supposed to be, didn't show up for work) |
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Nairne Timu - An assassin for Queen Yuraodru, most commonly known for spying on Terohon and the Underworld, as well as usurpers Derekein and Casandrias. Teaches Sciomancy 101 3, 5; and Martial Arts for Deselection Practitioners 1, 6. (Have no idea who this was) |
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Tenken - Cy Dragonstake's cranky yet very effective swordsman. He and his dragoness Birana are legendary for their ability to get into a fight over just about anything and their skill at holding a grudge... . Teaching (with ... Rugan...) Advanced Pain Compliance Tech, periods 1, 2, 3 and 8, and Deselection Procedure and Assignment Procurement 7. With Rugan, is holding down the fort I guess. They have not returned to the Nexus I don't think |
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Xalia - bio tbd. Teaching 2, 4; Calculus Basics 3, 6; Intro to Trig 5, 8. (real world person, not back in the nexus, hope she's doing okay) |
Kivanel - Special Interest Councelor/Angelic No idea who this is, didn't show up for work |
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Rill - She's... like... supercool! And everyone loves furries! Ra'al - Rill's helper and bestest friend in the whole wide world! (Furries RAWK!) - Special Interest Councelor/Furry-Engineered thanks to geocities didn't show up for work |
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REX-903 - Constructed collaboration between Alabaster and JPL, teaches RealTime Geometry 1, 2; Cartography 3, 5; Basic Chemistry 6, 8. Replacement parts were starting to cost more than its salary, retired but still lurks in the library somewhere helping out with kids finding maps. |
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Ny of Borg - Representing the Borg all the way from Out There. Is often found attempting to 'assimilate' some of the better students and staff. Cyberdecks and You 3, 8; Advanced Interrogation 5, 6; Men In Black 2. We kinda got tired of him continually forcing his religion on people. |
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Urd - Goddess hanging about in the Nihon territory via the Nexus? Chemistry 1, 3; Fashion Tech 5, 7; Modeling 2, 8. Occasionally needs to be out doing "goddess" things. retired 7.24.21, got god things to do. And perhaps showing up at Zekira now and then |
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Jerry Farber, Earth Literature, Modern Languages Assistant Retired 1.25.24 |
Ivan Plum, I don't have a pic of him retired 1.25.24 anyway | |
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Molly D'ouberville - a quiet Human woman from Phoenix AZ and we know she would have been merely a housewife if not for the experimental chemical explosion in her first class. Home Ech 2, 5, 8; Using Telepathy Politely 1, 3, 6. 2024: With the creation of the Tincture Kitchen, Molly has decided to move away from instructing (after a very, very long career) (and no she doesn't look a day older than when she was in that weird event, more than 40 years ago) and has headed up the administrative and forward facing aspects of the Kitchen. |
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Red Herring - Human who can place first in any cooking competition! Fertilizer and You 1, 2, 4; Taxidermy 6; Trout Breeding 7; Advanced Sushi Tech 8 - in that order... Sells cookware and sushi in the Pavillion, he's done it all for so long, but now he has an allergen-free version of all that delicious seafood and nuts! |
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Hutch Atkinson - Human with a love of exercise and fitness. Has retired in the 2022 season, from teaching Boys General PE 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 8. However he still serves as an on-site coach for many competitive games. |