North West Campus

Trade Building, Administrative Center, Tauroidal Wing, Faculty Apartments, Kiosks 5, 6

Yes, there is a door to the Admin building: you don't have to romp through the Faculty Apartments to get to it. The small glass enclosure is pretty and mainly for decorative purposes, and has several sliding automatic doors for those wanting to enter either building from outside.

There is a terrific view of the parking lot from the Admin building. Specifically, the Dean's office faces it. Antics are not recommended around the Admin building - especially sliding a spaceship into the building. Glass still breaks.

Shop Building/Trade

The traditional home of Metalshop, Auto Body and Paint, Home Ech!onomics, Trout Breeding and Sushi Tech is now the place for Starship Repair as well!

The Silk Screen class is in this location as well, and there is talk of opening a new outlet store for their work.

The building is sturdy cement and metal, and - some would say - dead ugly. With the north-west corner being a huge roll-dorr auto garage, its own parking lot below, and the inner campus side being mostly slaf windows and older air conditioning units, the favility itself it two stories tall, with large classrooms. The roof is equipped for hover vehicle landings.

Please observe all safety precautions when entering the Shop classes.

Carramba High School Administrative Center

Long hailed as the best in new building technology, Silverknight Enterprises has generously donated the main funding for the Admin center. The building is three stories tall, of green steel and glass, wedge-roofed with solar panels on either side of that angled top. Everyone who is anyone on campus is registered here, all faculty sign in here in the morning, and the councelors and office staff all have their spaces here. Most days the activity level is bustling, all the constant attention that must be paid to this campus happens at this locale.

  • Remember to make appointments! If you simply stroll into the Dean's office unannounced, he might not like what you have to say, even if it was simply "yo! Nice threads!"
  • If you are late to school, you must check in with the Admissions clerks! All Hall Passes and Equipment Requisition forms are found here and must be properly used.
  • The loudspeaker and Video system is NOT for student use!
  • The same goes for the Hyperspace relay radio system.

Admin Building Tauroidal Wing

All Administrative equipment, janitorial supplies, the school Nurse and medical facilities, a small factory, and many other wonders await in the Tauroid.

This building appears as a large white cement square block attached to the elegant Admin facility. Inside it...

Inside, it's a whole 'nother story! This is truly the only building on campus which - if you follow your nose - you cannot get lost inside! True, it is a rather long walk to each feature, but as long as you keep walking in a straight line you will eventually reach the entrance once more. The key is not to attempt to leap from internal-window to window, as you might ... well, vanish.

There are several ways to enter the Strip (as it is known by its inhabitants. One is the front door which is connected to the Admin Center. Another is by teleportation. A third method involving hyperstring/pseudospace magic portals is being assessed financially by the Accounting department, but will hopefully allow access from each and every building on campus!

Imagine if you will the ability to enter a simple color coded door on the east side of campus, walk a few steps down the Tauroid's hall, and exit finding yourself in your Music class!

Tauroidal/Admin Safety Precautions

  • It is recommended that beings with more than six component dimensions do NOT enter the Tauroidal Wing.
  • DO NOT BACK UP! SEVERE TIRE DAMAGE!
  • If you are looking for the Nurse and are having a real medical emergency, press the Blue Button.
  • If you need to contact Dayve the Janitor, press the Brown Button.
  • Pranks are not appreciated and are dealt with severely and immediately.

Kiosk Five - At Most Music

A small outlet for a huge store in town, sells CD's, DVD's, Vinyl, mixing equipment.

Kiosk Six - Bootleg Computer Equipment!

Actually on sale from Silverknight, Alabaster and more.

On Site Faculty Apartments

Even though many of our tenured professors and staff live in Crescent City permanently, some do not. Offworld, Alien, even extradimensional visitors have a place to stay on campus. The building is six stories tall, and contains three apartments per floor, each with a balcony, kitchenette and other amenities.

The exterior of the Faculty building is school colors done in stucco. Yes, it's climbable. No, you shouldn't.

With the comforts of homes far away, these apartments are customized to each staff member's personal tastes. Within reason. (There are rules and regs, of course...)

Just because they're living on campus, that doesn't give the students a free pass into their prof's private lives! The windows on these apartments are shaded, and some are magically protected from spying or entry. All have sturdy locks.

  • If you spy: don't get caught. If you do get caught, it's your own problem. The staff can do with you what they legally will, this locale is technically/legally "off campus" even though that makes the title somewhat of an oxymoron.
  • If you invite yourself over, please be prepared for an ID check.
  • The noises in the Sanger/Gabriella apartment are under control. Everything is under control.
  • Rent is $650 per month, all utilities paid (with caps on max usage of course), all apartments are currently filled.