...Hotel Shivran: Sporty Spunk...
A bit of an odd room, there is all manner of athletic paraphernalia littering the large space. The floor is open and covered in astro-turf, with a ring running the course of the rectangular room to simulate a track. In the middle is a bed made to look like a boxing ring, complete with turn-buckles and ropes. If things get a little rough, not to worry; the bed is remarkably comfortable to fall down on. The walls are designed to simulate a gymnasium, but can be adjusted to mimic an outdoor paradise or even a crowded arena complete with cheering crowds.
Other equipment -- ranging from jump ropes and medicine balls to baseball bats and ... whips? -- is neatly arranged on one wall, while a rock-climbing wall occupies the opposite wall for those of a bit more adventurous bend. All equipment is catalogued and tested on a regular basis to ensure safety. Most of the equipment doubles as some sort of sex-toy, but is fully functional; the bats, for instance, have a cap that can be removed to expose a 'double-header', while the medicine balls carry an array of beads and baubles to fill any orifice.
A large refrigerator lurks on the wall where the door and various control panels are located; instead of having energy drinks and similar snacks, it is loaded with aphrodisiacs in both liquid and solid forms. They may look a lot like regular supplements -- down to eye-searingly bright colourations and bizarre textures and tastes -- but they are truly sexual enhancers and can be combined to increase stamina and even change gender, for those who like to try something a little different.
Additional equipment -- weight sets and treadmills to rowing machines and yoga gear -- lines the wall opposite the door. There are diagrams indicating how to change the equipment and the various positions that can be achieved; all of these are located on small video-screens posted near each device. A small section is set aside for a small video library -- complete with player and remotes -- and all four walls can transform into video screens, displaying the video(s) of choice in full surround-sound. With the videos, there are various books as well, displaying positions that only the most daring and physically fit should dare attempt.
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Froth and Unurith
Bronze Hanzuth and Bronze Franzuth - sponsored to Drakiera's Sports Room
Needless to say these two ... can't really sire any offspring. The steroids have done their duty - giving this odd pair of posturing dragons huge muscles. And atrophying their wings, causing them to speak in a strange lilting lisping Austrian accent, and occasionally they're heard to ask boldly, "is there something on my... back?" They're around 15 feet tall when they stand, since their necks are unusually squat... They probably can reach around 34 feet long. If only they'd stop posing long enough to figure that out...
*Hanzuth and Franzuth, obviously inspired by a SNL skit... These were originally supposed to be part of the first April Fools Abandoning, but didn't make it in because I hadn't drawn them up. They were suggested by my friend Collins the blacksmith, the one who bonded the winter drak I have... :)